Phrase of the Day: Beaver Fever

Beaver Fever: When someone (man or woman) wants to get loving from a woman.

As used in a sentence: Last night I went to the Indigo Girls concert and there were a lot of people with beaver fever there.

Word of the Day: Faux-Lympics

Faux-Limpics: when you've watched 2 weeks of Olympics competition and you want to keep them going. So you say to yourself, "I can create events for Olympic like competition"

As used in a sentence:

"I think for the faux-limpics I can sort the mail faster than you can"

Word of the Day: Whatin

Whatin (Wah-tin)

When someone of Latin descent and someone of Caucasian descent have a baby, that baby is a Whatin.

As used in a sentence:

"D and C are going to make really cute whatin babies someday."

Word of the Day: Whasian

Whasian (way-sian)

When someone of Asian descent and someone of Caucasian descent have a baby-- that baby is then a whasian.

As used in a sentence:

"Kiki and Junion made super cute whasian babies"

Word of the Day: Benjamin Button, BB or Double B

Benjamin Button, BB or Double B:

When a baby isn't cute--it's Benjamin Button, BB or Double B.

As used in a sentence:

Emma went to see Grayson's new baby and found it to be Benjamin Button.

Word of the Day: Hangry

Hangry: When you reach a point of hunger that you become angry. Angry Hunger.

As used in a sentence:

Justine had a very busy morning and missed lunch so by noon no one dare cross her as she had become hangry and desperately needed lunch.

Word of the Day: Dredgerous

Dredgerous:

To have to do something you really don't want to do.

As used in a sentence:

Kiki found it rather dredgerous that her husband June had invited her parents and grandmother over for dinner while her mother-in-law was in town without her knowing.

Word of the Day: Fruit Fly

Fruit Fly: a.k.a. Fag Hag

The Fruit Fly is a girl who is BFF's with a gay man. She goes to him for fashion and love advice, he goes to her for love and fashion advice. The Fruit Fly could at one point in time have a crush on the Gay friend and sometimes VV...but more than anything these two cosmic friends are friends...who drink and occasionally kiss each other and smack each other on the butt...and sometimes he admires her boobs.

As used in a sentence:

I have been Derek's fruit fly for about 16 years now. I love him, he tells me how hot I am, and he loves me and I tell him how hot he is in return.

Word of the Day: Tostado

Tostado: A very tan man. Can also be described as tanorexic.

As used in a sentence:

Geroge Hamilton is constantly tostado.

Phrase of the Day: Shirt in Pain

Shirt in Pain: When someone is wearing a shirt that is too small for them and the garment looks as though it is about to burst.

As used in a sentence:

I think Dara is ignoring the fact she put on 20 pounds because her shirt looks like it is in pain!

Phrase of the Day: Juicy Juice

Juicy Juice: Really good gossip.

As used in a sentence:

Hey Rex, I have some juicy juice on that crazy lady over in the other office!

Word of the Day: Slumpy

Slumpy:

A frumpy slutty ensemble...or person for that matter.

The girl who wears the short short denim shorts with a ragedy T shirt and flip flops.

...think Britney in her bad days.

As Used in a Sentence:

After KFed and Brit Brit broke up, she went from cute to slumpy.

Word of the Day: Ass Weepeh

Word of the Day: Ass Weepeh

Ass weepeh- An ass wipe. A jerk. A Kumquat.

As used in a sentence:

I don’t know why you have to be such an ass weepeh and not bringing me a glass of orange juice. I mean…I’ve got the flu!

Phrase of the Day: Verbal Diarrhea

Verbal Diarrhea:

When someone says somehting that is complete bogus crap it is verbal diarrhea.

Or when someone says something before thinking or when they are not supose to say it, they have verbal diarrhea.

As used in a sentence:

I can't believe Lucy would tell you that! She has such verbal diarrhea! I told her not to say anything to you.

Word of the Day: Appresh

Word of the Day: Appresh (Ah-preesh)

The Dubonics way of saying Appreciate.

You can appresh something...someone...somewhere...

As used in a sentence:

I really appresh that I am going to the National Championship Game tonight!

Phrase of the Day: Bunny Boiler

Bunny Boiler:

A mild to severe stalker. This person can stalk you on the internet, or via email. This person may be occassional walk or drive bys your home...they may even go as far as sending you flowers at work.

Yet, though slightly creepy there is something endearing about the Bunny Boiler.

As used in a phrase:

Chick: Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the same guy that sent me flowers a few years back?

Miguel: ...it is not like I boiled a bunny and hung it outside your window.

Chick: Stop emailing me Bunny Boiler.

Miguel: Not nice.

Word of the Day: Thunder

Word of the Day: Thunder

When something is really good, awesome, extraordinary it is thunder.

Someone can also be thunder.

As used in a sentence:

Kuki makes the best steak, it's thunder! He is a thunder chef!

Word of the Day: Oripheral Hearing

Word of the Day: Oripheral Hearing

To have the ability to listen to other conversations while you are engaged in one of your own.

To listen to the side.

As used in a sentence:

"I would be careful around Sam, he has tremendous oripheral hearing and one time when I was talking to him I noticed he was listening to me and to the conversation next to us."

Word of the Day: Mayor

Word of the Day: Mayor

A mayor is someone who is very social. The mayor type doesn't just socialize with anyone though, the mayor knows the creme de la creme and gets VIP treatment. A minor celebrity, the mayor is seen on the scene and appears frequently in the social pages of magazines, newspapers and other publications.

As used in a sentence:

Maggie: What are you up to tonight Tanner?

Tanner: Um, I'm going to meet some friends at the basketball game we're sitting courtside, then we're going to dinner at the Forge and after that we'll probably hit the Keys.

Maggie: The Keys?

Tanner: Yeah, my friend has a jet and we're going down to his condo in the keys for some after hours action. It should be fun.

Maggie: Wow Tanner, you're such a MAYOR!

Word of the Day: Social Whore

Social Whore:
Someone who knows a lot of people.
Someone who in a social setting has a bit of A.D.D. because they are saying hi to so many people that they can't finish a sentence.

as used in a sentence:
"Victoria said Chech was a social whore at the art show she seemed to know a lot of people."