Phrases of the Day: Straight Mate & Queer Peer

What do you call a man who is BFF's with a gay man?
What does that gay man call his straight BFF?

Straight Mate: the gay man's straight friend

As used in a sentence:
Chris loved having Dan around, he'd never had a straight mate before.

Queer Peer: the straight man's gay friend

As used in a sentence:
Dan's queer peer Luis was someone he could always count on for fashion advise!

Phrase of the Day: Beaver Fever

Beaver Fever: When someone (man or woman) wants to get loving from a woman.

As used in a sentence: Last night I went to the Indigo Girls concert and there were a lot of people with beaver fever there.

Word of the Day: Faux-Lympics

Faux-Limpics: when you've watched 2 weeks of Olympics competition and you want to keep them going. So you say to yourself, "I can create events for Olympic like competition"

As used in a sentence:

"I think for the faux-limpics I can sort the mail faster than you can"