Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Word of the Day: Oripheral Hearing

Word of the Day: Oripheral Hearing
To have the ability to listen to other conversations while you are engaged in one of your own.
To listen to the side.
As used in a sentence:
"I would be careful around Sam, he has tremendous oripheral hearing and one time when I was talking to him I noticed he was listening to me and to the conversation next to us."

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Word of the Day: Mayor

Word of the Day: Mayor
A mayor is someone who is very social. The mayor type doesn't just socialize with anyone though, the mayor knows the creme de la creme and gets VIP treatment. A minor celebrity, the mayor is seen on the scene and appears frequently in the social pages of magazines, newspapers and other publications.
As used in a sentence:
Maggie: What are you up to tonight Tanner?
Tanner: Um, I'm going to meet some friends at the basketball game we're sitting courtside, then we're going to dinner at the Forge and after that we'll probably hit the Keys.
Maggie: The Keys?
Tanner: Yeah, my friend has a jet and we're going down to his condo in the keys for some after hours action. It should be fun.
Maggie: Wow Tanner, you're such a MAYOR!

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Word of the Day: Social Whore

Social Whore:
Someone who knows a lot of people.
Someone who in a social setting has a bit of A.D.D. because they are saying hi to so many people that they can't finish a sentence.

as used in a sentence:
"Victoria said Chech was a social whore at the art show she seemed to know a lot of people."

Monday, December 01, 2008

Word of the Day: Jack-Hole

A combination between a jackass and an asshole.
This makes you a jack-hole.
"Audrina, you are being such a jack-hole, I would never hook up with Justin Bobby, he's gross"
"Chuck stop being a jack-hole and just tell Blair and her pretty hair and headbands that you love her...3 words, 8 letters, say them and she's yours!"

Friday, November 21, 2008

Word of the Day: Tranquilify

Tranquilify (Tran-kee-lee-f-eye)

Someone or something that is tranquil or relaxed.

"I saw Mark the other day and he seems totally tranquilify"

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Word of the Day: Fackaktad

Fackaktad: To mess up- To be a mess- To make
a mess- To have messed up.
Fred: Well great! Now it's all fackaktad!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Word of the Day: Funca

Funca (foon-kah):
In working order or functioning.
as used in a sentence:
Jane: Does your phone funca in here? I don't have a signal.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Word of the Day: Manimal

Manimal : A person who is slightly super human physically.

as used in a sentence:

Philip: I go to the gym every day, but I am by no means, a manimal like you are Ian!

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Word of the Day: Prosti - Phrase of the Day: Slutty in the back

Prosti (Proh-s-tee)
A slutty girl.
short for prostitute.
Yvonne: I swear that girl is such a prosti!
"Slutty in the back"
Someone who is either wearing something with a revealing back OR someone who you think may take it up the coolie OR a gay guy.
Ana: "I really like this shirt but it's a little slutty in the back"
Richard: "I took her to dinner and shortly after dessert I found out she's slutty in the back."
Maria: "I should have known he was slutty in the back!"

Monday, September 29, 2008

Word of the Day: Tanorexic

Tanorexic: Someone who tans alot. This person may tan by natural or artificial means. Their "healthy" glow comes with premature wrinkles and lots of freckles and or sun spots.
This person never thinks they are tan enough.
"Sabrina is a complete tanorexic! She's going to wake up leathery one day!"

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Word of the Day: Deshcombubeladu

Deshcombubeladu: Someone or something who is discombobulated.
Ana: Look at that girl over there, she is totally deshcombubeladu!
Victoria: Which one?
Ana: The one with her hair in a bun and her slip showing out from under her dress.
Victoria: OH! You mean the one with holes in her stalkings?

Word of the Day: Production Assistant

Production Assistant:

A friend who adds to another friends "productions" or "dramz" . The friend who fans the flames and eggs the other on. Builds it up instead of calming things down.
Florence: You know I think I should just forgive him for sleeping with my sister.
Jan: Ofelia, Why do you have to be such a production assistant?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Word of the Day: Dramz

Dramz (rhymes with proms)- Rather than using "drama" try this one on for size for the same type of expression.
Regina: I don't want to go out tonight have to deal with the dramz.
Nico: My mom is bringing unneeded dramz into my life.

Saturday, September 06, 2008


Sexile: When your partner doesn't want to have sex with you. This can be due to a disagreement.
"Richard put me in sexile last week."
Sexcation- When you decide not to have sex for a while. Or when a couple decides to go on a sex break.
"Before they got married they went on a sexcation for a month."

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Word of the Day: Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma:
When you just can't see your ass doing something, you suffer from anal glaucoma.
Peter: "Hey Mark, you wanna help me move this weekend?"
Mark: "Sorry Peter, I have anal glaucoma."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Word of the Day: Groupette

Groupette: A small group of people- consisting of no more than 5 individuals.
"Our groupette went hiking in Sedona and really enjoyed the vistas from the mesa!"

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Word of the Day: Rexi

Rexi: someone who is too skinny for their frame...someone
who needs to eat a burger...or two...or 1,000

"Bridget thought she looked good- but she was a little too rexy for Darren's taste."

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Word of the Day: Mahusive

Mahusive : (phonetic: Ma-Who-Siv) ginormous, gigantic - HUGE

think massive and huge

"That house is mahusive."

credit for this word goes to: Erica in Chicago

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Word of the Day: Skeevy

Skeevy: something or someone that is weird, creepy, sketchy and off all at once.
"Will just could get himself to go outside his house after midnight, it was too skeevy out there."
"Mr. Walsh couldn't trust Will, the guy was just too skeevy."

Friday, August 01, 2008

Word of the Day: Frumkinbumkin

Frumkinbumkin: A frumpy country bumkin
"Ever since having her baby Lisa went from country bumkin to a frumkinbumkin"

Wednesday, July 02, 2008


Yes, most of us know kumquats as small fruit...but in the Dubonics dictionary...Kumquat takes on a far different meaning.
It's an insult.
Kumquat- a small shrill evil doing bitch of a person.
"That dick-off is such a kumquat"

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Word of the Day: Permagrin

When something or someone makes you so happy that you permanently have a smile on your face.
"Why these cupcakes give me permagrin" or "Your flattery leaves me with permagrin"

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Word of the Day: Staycation


When one cannot afford (either because of time or finances) to go away on vacation--they stay home and enjoy a staycation.

"Susan has chosen not to go hicking in the Carolinas this year, rather she is going to have a stacation and go awimming everyday."

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Phrase of the Day: Double O.C. (Out of Control)

Double O.C. stands for Out of Control. This is a good phrase to use when you want to call someone, something or a cituation out of control, but want to be descreate about it.
"I can't believe that Sally was so double o.c. last night. All I did was tell her that she looked bafug in that skirt!"
"Jimi's stance before swinging his golf club is double o.c."

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Word of the Day: Bufug/Bafug

Butt + Fucking + Ugly = Bugfug / Bafug

"You can't possibly think that is a nice ensemble? It's totally bufug!"

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Word of the Day: Guessamate/ Guesstamate

Guessamate/Guesstamate: Somewhere in between guessing and estamating lies guessamate/guesstamate.

Guessamate was the creation of Meghanne while Guesstamate is the creation of yours truly.

"I need to guessamate/guesstamate when I last went to the doctor so that she can put it in her chart"