Word of the Day: Tanorexic

Tanorexic: Someone who tans alot. This person may tan by natural or artificial means. Their "healthy" glow comes with premature wrinkles and lots of freckles and or sun spots.

This person never thinks they are tan enough.

"Sabrina is a complete tanorexic! She's going to wake up leathery one day!"

Word of the Day: Deshcombubeladu

Deshcombubeladu: Someone or something who is discombobulated.

Ana: Look at that girl over there, she is totally deshcombubeladu!

Victoria: Which one?

Ana: The one with her hair in a bun and her slip showing out from under her dress.

Victoria: OH! You mean the one with holes in her stalkings?

Word of the Day: Production Assistant

Production Assistant:

A friend who adds to another friends "productions" or "dramz" . The friend who fans the flames and eggs the other on. Builds it up instead of calming things down.

Florence: You know I think I should just forgive him for sleeping with my sister.

Ofelia: No! NO! YOU WILL NOT! YOU HAVE TO SHOW HIM!

Jan: Ofelia, Why do you have to be such a production assistant?

Word of the Day: Dramz

Dramz (rhymes with proms)- Rather than using "drama" try this one on for size for the same type of expression.

Regina: I don't want to go out tonight have to deal with the dramz.

Nico: My mom is bringing unneeded dramz into my life.

TWO WORDS today...SEXILE and SEXCATION

Sexile: When your partner doesn't want to have sex with you. This can be due to a disagreement.

"Richard put me in sexile last week."

Sexcation- When you decide not to have sex for a while. Or when a couple decides to go on a sex break.

"Before they got married they went on a sexcation for a month."

Word of the Day: Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma:

When you just can't see your ass doing something, you suffer from anal glaucoma.

Peter: "Hey Mark, you wanna help me move this weekend?"

Mark: "Sorry Peter, I have anal glaucoma."